You know that phrase moms all over the world have been saying since, probably, the dawn of time: If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. Well, not my mom*, she says, “If you can’t say anything nice, come sit by me!” and “I’m not one to repeat gossip, so listen closely the first time.” Well, today we’re going to try the first piece of advice. Let’s say some NICE stuff about La Vergne. I’ll go first: 1. The reason my family moved here in the first place is that it’s close to just about everything-...
